Talking TO someone as opposed to talking AT someone

The unfortunate thing is that I don't think that some people GET it.  The above phrase should only be said as a last resort.

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BAD hair!!

Ok....FIRST of all, I love ALL of my gay and lesbian brothers and sisters. HOWEVER, gay white men...if you're gonna adopt little black girls...empower yourselves to learn how to do their hair. You can pick out a fierce-ass outfit, but it's overshadowed by her nappy-ass hair. People aren't smiling because she's cute, they are laughing.

Poor baby is gonna have to go away to college and meet Starkeesha and Bufonaquishria to learn how to do her hair.

Shin kicking Latino boy

SO THIS HEFFA!!!

I'm in the grocery store and I see these two little kids and their mom walking. One boy, one girl. The little boy is picking on his little sister. He pushed her down, and the rest went a little something like this:

ME: "Hey! That wasn't very nice!" (I stoop down to talk to him)
THE BOY: "Who you is? You ain't my daddy!!"
ME: "First of all 'ain't' is not a word"
HIS MOTHER: "Um hombre you got is twisted. You don't need to be talkin to my children like that!"
ME: "I was just trying to defend your daughter."
HIS MOTHER: "I made it just fine without a man and I'm gone keep on doin it. Cause you men ain't shit!"
ME: "Ma'am, like I told your son.....'ain't' is not a word."
(So her son kicked me in the shin and all 3 of them walked away)

The Clash of the carts

Some of you may know this story, for those of you that DON'T; Here ya go. First of all, SO sorry that I haven't blogged since the year of the rat, but life happens.







Anyhoo, I'm in the Meijer produce section getting our produce for the next couple days. I had a small shipping cart, and I accidentally bumped this woman's shopping cart.







"I'm sorry MA'AM"



"Do I LOOK Like a ma'am to you??"







I replied, "well you definatly don't look like a sir." (Trying to take advantage of the opportunity to be sarcastic)







Well, then a scene followed: She began dropping "F" bombs and the such and children.







I end the conversation with: "Well, you MAY not be a MA'AM, but you're DEFINATLY NOT a Lady."