Saturday, March 10, 2012

Shin kicking Latino boy

SO THIS HEFFA!!!

I'm in the grocery store and I see these two little kids and their mom walking. One boy, one girl. The little boy is picking on his little sister. He pushed her down, and the rest went a little something like this:

ME: "Hey! That wasn't very nice!" (I stoop down to talk to him)
THE BOY: "Who you is? You ain't my daddy!!"
ME: "First of all 'ain't' is not a word"
HIS MOTHER: "Um hombre you got is twisted. You don't need to be talkin to my children like that!"
ME: "I was just trying to defend your daughter."
HIS MOTHER: "I made it just fine without a man and I'm gone keep on doin it. Cause you men ain't shit!"
ME: "Ma'am, like I told your son.....'ain't' is not a word."
(So her son kicked me in the shin and all 3 of them walked away)

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